Alright, onto another plumbing function that isn't exactly performing up to expectation: Today I was at the mall and while walking at what felt like a snail's pace, the hike to the restroom seemed never-ending. I mean, I thought we were going to have an accident - it was bad. So I'm racing to the restroom - not the public riff-raff one, but the one in Nordstrom (always reliable!) which forces me to walk a little further than necessary for relief (thus, tempting nature - like passing a rest stop thinking you can make it a few more miles before stopping; you know you have to go, but you think you can cram in "just a few more miles"?) So, alas, I make it to Nordie's and, accidents averted, I prepare to be greeted by sweet relief when... Hmm. How shall I put this? I was expecting Niagara Falls and I experienced more of a kinked backyard hose. Nothing short of disappointing. How could "this" have been the culprit of this much emergency? I mean, I could have proceeded with the aforementioned "accident" and no one would have been the wiser. I'm sure there is some medical explanation for this, one I don't really care about...I'm sure we blame the baby for it, as that's what we do these days. But I felt ripped off, like I needed my money back! Nonetheless, I was able to drive home in comfort with my mind and overzealous bladder at ease. However, this feeling of consternation (and no, I didn't say "constipation") every time I visit the powder room can really have an effect on one's sense of satisfaction, ya know? And I think I'll just leave it at that.
:)
House update: We have a contract! We close September 28th!!!
Mimi and Poppa ordered our crib! Yipppeeee!!!This picture is the crib, but we ordered it in chocolate brown (cherry wood)
Mimi (Betsy Ross) is taking her advertising-agency-quality story board of fabrics and colors to the next level...her fabric samples are fabulous! I can't WAIT to see our Pink and Cocoa Explosion of bedding and accessories!
We're signed up for birthing class - October 14! The idea of our cynical, inappropriate selves trying to sit through this class with a bunch of "good students" just makes me laugh. I hope we don't get kicked out for too much giggling and not enough panting and ....whatever the hell else they make you do in there.
And finally, we also have some shower dates nailed down (more on this later as I have amazing friends
Alright, that's all for now. I have to visit the toilet. Wish me luck!
2 comments:
Okay, have to tell you I love the bedding, very much up my alley. Only I LOVe the silk details! You know, one of my motto's, one can never have enough silk shantung around the house, even in the nursery! Also, I am LOVING the larger white text. My Eyes say THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Have fun at birthing classes, and prepare your hubby for "The Video" if you know what I mean.
OH I couldn't agree more - we will indeed be having the silk shantung - exactly like this, just not in that tight bow-tie shape - too stuffy. But the looser bows and more drapey stuff - indeed!
And I'm so glad about the font, I took a guess as to what was causing it, but I never saw it like others did on my computer so I never knew if I had fixed it...so thank you for confirming it!
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